Another Bad Card Idea

Gotta love cut autographs, but what about cut autographs from people that would never sign an autograph? How about a Mickey Mouse auto, Bart Simpson, or "Rip Master" auto? Oh wait, the Rip Master auto actually exists. Whatevs, it's all made up right? What about autos that would never possibly exist??? Like this one...

Surely they didn't have sharpies back in the day, but God can work miracles or whatever, so maybe he manifested some sort of primate permanent ink device. But would he really have written his name in English? Would the Pope be willing to do some PSA grading on this one for authenticity? Awww screw it, it's a bad idea...