Historical Predictor

I've finally realized why companies like Upper Deck come out with these silly historical predictor cards! Because they're just so fun to make. They are utterly ridiculous and worthless, but it sure makes "work" more fun when you don't take it at all serious. However, this card is deadly serious, swine flu is dead serious, and for all you know, my historical predictor card might come true. I fully anticipate having to fight zombies with an axe in order to reach sources of fresh water, it's going to be that bad...