Bad Card Idea

Yeah, I've been playing with my image editing software, and think I'll give some random card ideas every now and then that will hopefully never see the light of day. My first card is a dual memorabilia card of A-Rod and Madonna. Oddly enough, if this were an actual card, I bet it would be worth quite a bit seeing as how the two are/were popular celebs. Still, I would hope that I would never find this in a pack of cards, as undoubtedly the Madonna memorabilia would probably be a piece of used underwear...